My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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