I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Randomize
