Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
