I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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