it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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