ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
