I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
