I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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