Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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