On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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