Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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