I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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