i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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