I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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