He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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