so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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