My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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