There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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