ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
