I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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