this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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