yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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