so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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