What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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