nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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