I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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