using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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