i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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