I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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