kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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