I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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