Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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