their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize