You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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