i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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