her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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