Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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