I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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