How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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