Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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