oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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