I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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