he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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