Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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