I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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