K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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