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So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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