Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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