Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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