a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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