when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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