The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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