Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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