I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I don't deserve a penis
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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