Me. At least after what I've been through.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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