I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Welp...herpes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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