it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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