the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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