How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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