I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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