i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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