he wants to bone in the snuggie
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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